|I have magical powers.
I can make it rain.
Not in the rain dance way.
Or the throwing dollar bills way.
Or seeding clouds with one of those old timey planes from the World War I.
But I can predictably, and reliably make it rain.
What is my secret?
Can I solve droughts around the world?
The way I make it rain is . . .
I wash my car.
Almost without fail, every time I wash my car, it rains right after.
But that isn’t the only thing.
I have another magical power.
I can make birds poop on my car.
This magical power is probably less useful than the first one.
Every time I wash my car by hand, wax it, and make it look beautiful, those little buggers sense it.
And start flying.
But it is okay.
I love spending the afternoon washing my car by hand.
Making it shine, and look brand new.
And the best way to do it is the all natural way.
|Using the Nano Towel®.
▪ It’s easy – It cleans with only water, without all the muss and fuss of other cleaners.
And just to make sure that you are totally satisfied, I’m going to offer a 100% money back guarantee.
If you aren’t personally 100% satisfied that the Nano Towel® is the best, safest, most cost effective towel that you have ever used, . . .